Zamboni Under the Influence

Ed Belfour Sets up a Smoke Screen

astroguy — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 02:56:02 +0000

Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: Ed Belfour, Philadelphia Flyers, Toronto Maple Leafs

Leafs 5 – Wings 1

astroguy — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 08:07:45 +0000

Kessel’s first of many goal to come.

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Pierre LeBrun Rides the Short Bus

astroguy — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 08:04:17 +0000

Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: Detachable, Helmet, HNIC, hockey night in canada, hotstove, Pierre LeBrun, Short Bus

The Habs new Line up

astroguy — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 01:39:04 +0000

Day one of NHL Free Agent signing is complete. The Habs got much smaller, very quickly. Pictured here is the new ‘Lolli-pop Guild’ line of Mike Cammalleri, Scott Gomez and Brian Gionta.

Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: Brain Gionta, Habs, Lollipop Guild, Mike Cammalleri, Montreal Canadiens, Scott Gomez

Kerry Fraser is a Knob

astroguy — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 01:07:11 +0000

Kerry Fraser is a Knob. You know it, I know it, everybody knows it. Just because you’ve got no arms, does mean you can’t call a high sticking penalty.

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Jonathan Toews battles aliens in his sparetime.

astroguy — Sun, 17 May 2009 20:48:55 +0000

Jonathon Toews of the Chicago Blackhawks and Burn Gorman from Torchwood.

Related: Pavel Datsyuk

Posted in Look-a-likes Tagged: Burn Gorman, Chicago Blackhawks, Jonathan Toews, NHL, Playoffs, Torchwood

Pavel Datsyuk Call Home

astroguy — Sun, 17 May 2009 00:47:14 +0000

Pavel Datsyuk looks like ET.

Related: Paul Maurice

Posted in Look-a-likes Tagged: Detroit Red Wings, E.T., NHL, Pavel Datsyuk, Playoffs

Paul Maurice looks like Dean Prichard

astroguy — Fri, 15 May 2009 17:42:37 +0000

Belak: Cheese, is that you?
Cheese: Hello Wade, Tie.
Belak: Tie you remember JFJ’s kid brother Cheese?
Cheese: Actually, my name’s not Cheese anymore… it’s Paul Maurice.
Domi: OH YEA!!! Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese!!!! Didn’t we lock you in a dumpster?
Cheese: I got out.
Domi: Cool man… I’m glad you did.

Related: Zdeno Chara

Posted in Look-a-likes Tagged: Carolina Hurricanes, Cheese, Dean Prichard, Jeremy Piven, NHL, Old School, Paul Maurice, Playoffs

Zdeno Chara looks like the Incredible Hulk

astroguy — Thu, 14 May 2009 22:31:28 +0000

You don’t want to make him angry.

Related: Jim Balsillie

Posted in Look-a-likes Tagged: Boston Bruins, Incredible Hulk, NHL, Playoffs, Zdeno Chara

Jim Balsillie – Super or Evil Genius?

astroguy — Thu, 14 May 2009 19:48:41 +0000

Jim Balsillie is continuing his quest to own a NHL team and bring that team to Canada. On one hand, it would be eggcellent to have another team in Canada and does bring a bit of retribution for Winnipegg and Queggbec. On the other hand, it means alienating the fans of Phoenix and giving the NHL a black eye in America. Does the NHL really want Canada taking a pro-sport team from America, not eggactly the best plan for Gary Bettman and his failing quest to promote NHL hockey south of the border.

The other problem I have with Jim Balsillie is that he wants the taxpayer to pick up the tab for upgrades to the facilities that will house his cash cow. Is this another case of Screw You Tax Payer!? Seems to me, the best way to make everyone happy to have league expansion and give Southern Ontario a second NHL franchise. Otherwise, we could see many people with egg on their face.

Related: Clay Buchholtz

Posted in Look-a-likes Tagged: Egghead, Jim Balsillie, Screw You Taxpayer, Super Evil Genius, Vincent Price